----------------- HES POSTING ----------------- Ross Emmett and others asked me to post my joke to the list. I told this joke when I received the Dorfman award at the HES conference in Winston-Salem. During this conference, we had several discussions about how the popularity of the history of economic thought might be improved. I think that I found a possibility: it goes like this. Jevons, Marx and Keynes are sitting in a pub, discussing the labour theory of value and the Irish question, and simultaneously they are having a drinking contest. Jevons sits quietly on his barstool, both his hands behind his back, an untouched glass of white wine in front of him. Marx is drinking large pints of German beer. He empties a pint in one drink and immediately orders another. Keynes is having a dry sherry and making obscene gestures to the bartender. Suddenly Keynes turns to Jevons: "Hey, Willy, why are you not drinking your wine?" "Well, Johnny", Jevons replies, "I had only one glass of wine in my entire life. It was back in Australia, when I was invited to have dinner with some friends. I was sick after the wine and had to leave. Right now I am still balancing the marginal utility that would result from tasting the wine against the marginal disutility from feeling uncomfortable afterwards." Keynes replies: "Why are you not using your logical abacus?" "Of course!" Jevons shouts, and he takes his logical abacus out of his pocket. He puts all relevant data in the machine and starts making very complicated calculations. After a while Jevons says: "I think that I can have a try!" and he takes a nip. A few seconds later Jevons falls from his stool and lies unconscious on the floor. It turns out that the solar battery of his logical abacus was malfunctioning, because Jevons miscalculated the length of the sun spot cycle. Meanwhile, Marx is still having one large beer after another. Suddenly, his skin turns pale and he rushes to the restroom. After a few minutes he returns with both his hands on his belly, making some rather unhealthy noises. "What's wrong, Carlo?" Keynes asks. "Oh Johnny", Marx replies, "I was unable to solve my transformation problem." And then Marx falls unconscious on the floor. Keynes smiles, drinks up his dry cherry and gives a large tip to the bartender. He walks to the exit door, but before leaving the pub he turns around and says to himself: "Oh well, in the long run, we are all dead." Dr. Bert Mosselmans ------------ FOOTER TO HES POSTING ------------ For information, send the message "info HES" to [log in to unmask]