I guess have the honor of being the first member of the Twain forum to thank Robert Slotta for posting this masterpiece. I must admit I'd have never thought to import jingoism at a moment like this -- particularly Vietnam Era Canadian jingoism. I suppose that's the difference between me and someone with a trained eye for commodities like Robert. Again, heartfelt thanks to Mr. Slotta. Without his timely post I would have had to go all the way down to the laundromat bulletin board to read Gordon Sinclair's timeless insights and sparkling literary style. Barry Crimmins >Dear All, > >I received this from a friend and consider it worth sharing. It is said to >be taken from a Canadian newspaper. Pass it along as you see fit. > >TRIBUTE TO THE UNITED STATES > > >America: The Good Neighbor. Widespread but only partial news coverage was >given recently to a remarkable editorial broadcast from Toronto by Gordon >Sinclair, a Canadian television commentator. What follows is the full text >of his trenchant remarks as printed in the Congressional Record: > >"This Canadian thinks it is time to speak up for the Americans as the most >generous and possibly the least appreciated people on all the earth. >Germany, Japan and, to a lesser extent, Britain and Italy were lifted out of >the debris of war by the Americans who poured in billions of dollars and >forgave other billions in debts. None of these countries is today paying >even the interest on its remaining debts to the United States. When France >was in danger of collapsing in 1956, it was the Americans who propped it up, >and their reward was to be insulted and swindled on the streets of Paris. I >was there. I saw it. When earthquakes hit distant cities, it is the United >States that hurries in to help. This spring, 59 American communities were >flattened by tornadoes. Nobody helped. The Marshall Plan and the Truman >Policy pumped billions of dollars into discouraged countries. Now newspapers >in those countries are writing about the decadent, warmongering Americans. > >I'd like to see just one of those countries that is gloating over the >erosion of the United States dollar build its own airplane. Does any other >country in the world have a plane to equal the Boeing Jumbo Jet, the >Lockheed Tri-Star, or the Douglas DC10? If so, why don't they fly them? Why >do all the International lines except Russia fly American Planes? Why does >no other land on earth even consider putting a man or woman on the moon? You >talk about Japanese technocracy, and you get radios. You talk about German >technocracy, and you get automobiles. You talk about American technocracy, >and you find men on the moon, not once, but several times and safely home >again. You talk about scandals, and the Americans put theirs right in the >store window for everybody to look at. Even their draft-dodgers are not >pursued and hounded. They are here on our streets, >and most of them, unless they are breaking Canadian laws, are getting >American dollars from ma and pa at home to spend here. When the railways of >France, Germany and India were breaking down through age, it was the >Americans who rebuilt them. When the Pennsylvania Railroad and the New York >Central went broke, nobody loaned them an old caboose. Both are still >broke. I can name you 5,000 times when the Americans raced to the help of >other people in trouble. Can you name me even one time when someone else >raced to the >Americans in trouble? I don't think there was outside help even during the >San Francisco earthquake. Our neighbors have faced it alone, and I'm one >Canadian who is damned tired of hearing them get kicked around. They will >come out of this thing with their flag high. And when they do, they are >entitled to thumb their nose at the lands that are gloating over their >present troubles. I hope Canada is not one of those." > > >Stand proud, America!