Terrell, F****a just doesn't have the same off-color whimsy that Clemens's H**l had so many years ago when he named his home town and yours. Yet your neologism hints at something more energetic. In trying a half-dyslexic reading of F*****a, I came up with an amusing epithet of the sort used extensively in the military--perhaps appropo in this age of terrifying preemptive strikes against terror (and the Constitution). Gregg