Tonight, I was spinning my dial and watched a bit of the talk show that
follows David Letterman on CBS. I don't know the host's name. Anyway, he was
interviewing Owen Wilson, a star of the new *I Spy* movie. Wilson told of
his student days at the University of Texas at Austin where he roomed with
the future script-writer for *I Spy.*

In his second semester as an English major, Wilson got his writing friend to
do his term paper for him on Edgar Allen Poe. "I got an A for it," Wilson
confessed. "I remember the teacher. A nice guy. Alan Gribben."

So, Alan, if you're out there, a celebrity ex-student just told the world he
cheated in your class. I would call this a grand blackmail opportunity, if
you play your cards right.