Tonight, I was spinning my dial and watched a bit of the talk show that follows David Letterman on CBS. I don't know the host's name. Anyway, he was interviewing Owen Wilson, a star of the new *I Spy* movie. Wilson told of his student days at the University of Texas at Austin where he roomed with the future script-writer for *I Spy.* In his second semester as an English major, Wilson got his writing friend to do his term paper for him on Edgar Allen Poe. "I got an A for it," Wilson confessed. "I remember the teacher. A nice guy. Alan Gribben." So, Alan, if you're out there, a celebrity ex-student just told the world he cheated in your class. I would call this a grand blackmail opportunity, if you play your cards right.