Yes, it is really Will Rogers. Maybe that suggests a cooperative project for this congregation - a web site of Twain quotes that are actually Twain quotes, each one with a print citation. Just a thought. Terry Terry Ballard, Automation Librarian Quinnipiac University, Bernhard Library 275 Mt. Carmel Ave. Hamden, CT, 06518 203-582-8945 FAX:203-582-3451 http://faculty.quinnipiac.edu/libraries/tballard "Humor is too important a matter to be left in the hands of a bunch of clowns."