My father died 2 days ago and he was legendary for his love of Mark
Twain. I have volunteered to read something from Twain at his memorial
service, but now I'm panicking because I don't know how to quickly
identify an appropriate excerpt. It needs to be something that can be
read in approximately one to 4 minutes, I'd say. Don't want just
aphorisms, I think. I'm a good reader--background in theater and have
taught literature. But the service is tomorrow and I'm running out of
time! Please help!

B. Keller