My father died 2 days ago and he was legendary for his love of Mark Twain. I have volunteered to read something from Twain at his memorial service, but now I'm panicking because I don't know how to quickly identify an appropriate excerpt. It needs to be something that can be read in approximately one to 4 minutes, I'd say. Don't want just aphorisms, I think. I'm a good reader--background in theater and have taught literature. But the service is tomorrow and I'm running out of time! Please help! B. Keller