Anybody up for a round of find-the-supposed-Twain-quotation? It's allegedly something like this: It is pretty simple raising children until they reach the age 13. When they reach that age you should stick them in a barrel and feed them through the knot hole after you have hammered the lid on the barrel. When they reach age 16 you should plug the knot hole. This is a very popular Twain attribution in how-to-raise-your-teenager advice. Jim L.