"Innocents" seems to me a generally lousy choice for kids, unless you are thinking of makinga very small and careful selection of chapters. And then maybe junior-high level or older? Some of the slapstick-type humor would still work for kids, as in the chapter where he has always dreamed of a luxuriant Parisian shave....and then gets his hide nearly ripped off. And I'm sure a couple of the encounters with guides would still be very funny. Like the scene where the guide expects them to go into ecstasies over a mummy, and the doctor asks, "Is....is he dead?" There are also bits of commonsensical humor that ought to work nicely: Some of the attacks on tourist idiocies and American chauvinism abroad, for instance. Or the scene where most of the pilgrims go into guidebook-induced ecstasies over the facial "expressions" in an unrestored masterpiece (DaVinci's Last Supper??) and Twain points out that the fresco is in such lousy shape that you can't see the expressions. But the book overall is awfully sprawly. And the basic humor mechanism--'this is what the guidebooks say; but, aha!, THIS is what it's really like'--demands a tolerance for Victorian guidebook prose, values and stances that seems to me well beyond the patience of most kids. It seems to me you would have to create your own 'book' out of a judicious sampling of chapters. Mark Coburn