In the Charlotte Observer on Friday, the guy who does an "ask it" column had one about famous quotations. I kept expecting something from Mark Twain, and there he was at the end. Mark Elder, the columnist, listed it as his favorite quotation, and from Mark Twain--some variation on "Dance like nobody is watching, etc." Since I am 99.9% sure Mark Twain never said anything remotely like this (he would be more likely to parody it, I think), I want to respond to the guy and correct him. But I want to check on that .1% doubt I have, so I am running this by the folks. The full quotation is already in the recycle bin, so I hope that is enough to go on... John Bird