A partial answer to Clara's vocal talent is found in an excerpt from Russell McLauchlin's unpublished memoir. McLauchlin was the Music and Drama Critic for The Detroit News until his retirement in 1955. Kevin B. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O.G. THE INCOMPARABLE Ossip Gabrilowitsch, than whom there was never a more popular pianist or a more delightful human being, was for many years conductor of the Detroit Symphony Orchestra. He was, of course, a Russian by birth. He acquired English to perfection and taught himself to use it colloquially. “That new horn-player of ours is a peach,” he would say, in completely unaccented words. He became an American in every detail but the pictorial. He had what is sometimes called “wild hair” and he wore the highest starched collars ever seen. We all wondered where he bought them. There was one theory that his wife made them in her sewing-room. He was tall and slender, with strongly-marked features and an outsized nose. That wife of his was the daughter of Mark Twain, to whom her husband always referred as “the old gentleman.” He wore the old man’s watch-chain across his waistcoat and he held him in what you might call jolly veneration. All the musical and journalistic professions in Detroit cut the stately Russian entitlement to “O.G.” Generally, his nickname was “Gabby.” Mrs. O.G. was a beautiful woman and it was sad that their daughter inherited her father’s cast of countenance, instead of her mother’s. There is a story that once, long before the Gabrilowitsch marriage, a musical afternoon was held in the Mark Twain home. The old gentleman introduced the participants, among whom were the youthful O.G. and David Bispham, the baritone, who is, alas, forgotten nowadays. The feature of the program was Clara Clemens, who insisted on being considered a musician. But she didn’t fool her father. “We shall now hear from my daughter Clara,” said the old gentleman. “She is, they tell me, a mezzo-soprano. She is not quite so good a musician as Mr. Gabrilowitsch and Mr. Bispham, but she is much better looking.” In the long years of O.G.’s incumbency with the Detroit Symphony, the wife of his bosom was occasionally presented as soloist, not at the weekend “pop” but to the stately audience of subscribers. What domestic pressures fruited into those events, I cannot say. All I can say is that they were exceedingly tough on the working press. Mrs. Gabrilowitsch, who was always billed as “Mme. Clara Clemens,” was not a good singer. We all felt the utmost respect and affection for her husband. In our few encounters, we found her a woman of breeding and charm. But the fact remained that her vocal gifts were several kilometers short of great. The problem was, how [to] report on Mme. Clemens without wounding O.G.? I was kind of proud of what I did, once. I wrote all around Robin Hood’s Barn and then I appended some words of Brutus’ Portia, in the second act of “Julius Caesar.” And what a friend we have in Shakespeare! Says Portia: “Think you I am no stronger than my sex, “Being so fathered and so husbanded?” You remember that Portia’s parent was Marcus Cato, the famous senator. After one of those ghastly occasions, I was riding downtown with Ralph Holmes, my opposite number on the Detroit Times and my beloved friend. I have never ceased to mourn him. We rode for several blocks in silence. Then Ralph heaved a great sigh. “I’ve always heard that love was blind,” he said. “But I never knew it was deaf.” ***