In a message dated 10/29/2006 7:03:23 P.M. Pacific Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes: Must be authentic. I have it on a T-Shirt from the Mark Twain house in Conneticut. May I ask for an Anti-Quote please? It would fit my world view better if Mark Twain had never said "Golf is a good walk spoilt". George Bernard Shaw would be the prefered answer. Sam would have never used the abortion "spoilt" -- what he said was, "Golf is a good walk spoiled."