To DF, As someone who hasn't smoked anything for a long time, I just wanted to say that, to the detoxified reader, it was clear that Terrell was indeed aware that your "Borat-like" attribution was aimed at his post, and not at Powers or Twain. However, I must agree with Terrell's modest disclaimer that "Swiftian" might be something only a relatively unread sophomore engineering student might come up with to characterize his masterpiece (and hilarious masterpiece it was; don't get me wrong!). "Mr. Dooleyian" might be a closer match. But then I never did study engineering. Ben