Wig? Curly wig??? Wash out your mouth with soap, girly, that warn't no consarned wig--'twas the Clemens' own hair you see in those dusty pics. And if someone can figure out how to make a fast buck on copyrighting a thing, they will do it. Such is the American Way, for truth, justice, and the all-mighty dollar. Now, I read where someone wrote here that Nina was long gone, his last direct descendant--but what of his cousins, et al? Does "Tip" Saunders have any descendants? What of the Lamptons, the Quarleses, other Clemenses (like from Cyril or Jeremiah, or James)--ror even the Hancock clan, with Henry Watterson (by marriage)--that old Louisville, Kentucky journalist (scratch a long-time journalist and you're bound to find what Sam would call "Trundle Bed Trash," who by now would have begat until blue in the face. Forgive my verbosity--I'm near mad from indexing 1100 pages of Mark Twain Day by Day. I need one more trip to Berkeley, and for a conservative that's like walking into the Looking Glass. David H Fears