Laugh, that article is great. I was actually shocked to find out that he was still alive... and only really noticed because of the article about him suing the people for writing a "loose sequel" to Catcher in the Rye ( http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/may/14/catcher-in-the-rye-sequel), and the rumors of him filling a vault of unpublished manuscripts, only to be published after his death. But, thanks for the Onion link. I always appreciate their work. Michael