As one of the victims of John's "Candid Camera," I must lodge a protest. Not against John; no, in this age of You-Tube and Flip Video, he is well within his rights to try to tie our tongues. I protest that my colleagues, who had been ambushed days before, did not warn the rest of us what was coming. They were like the audience in Bricksville making sure that all of their neighbors were "sold" before seeking revenge. But if they'd had the willingness to put aside their shame, they could have helped us prepare some good answers, say, along the lines of "Encounter with an Interviewer." I could easily have played dead had I any advanced warning. My twin was not drowned, either. Yours in indignant suffering, Gregg