Greetings! The quote-confirmation email below came to the Mark Twain House & Museum recently and I said I'd post it here. My own preliminary Google has turned numerous citations, but not one of them attributed to a specific work which makes me suspicious: From: [log in to unmask] [mailto:[log in to unmask]] Sent: Monday, November 02, 2009 12:53 PM To: Info Subject: Mark Twain House - Website Contact First Name: Susan Last Name: Whitehead Address: 62 Ridge Street, Suite 2 Company/Organization: Gary Library City: Montpelier State: VT Zip Code: 05602 Country: USA Email Address: [log in to unmask] Comments/Questions: Hi. I'm trying to find the original source for the Mark Twain quote: "Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream." I've spent a good deal of time searching for the source (google books and scholar, federated searches of literary databases quotation books etc.) but without any luck. I was hoping that a staff member of the Mark Twain house might recognize the quotation. It seems likely that it originated from one of his lectures. Regards Susan Steve Courtney Terryville, CT 06786