My favorite rant is when he goes off on Miss Hobby for correcting his
writing:

Through his tightly shut teeth he damned that "hell-fired work' until he was
tired; and then he went for that 'idiot!'- 'that devilish woman! I'd like
someone to take her out and have her scalped and gutted!"
page 144 Mark Twain: God's Fool, by Hamlin Hill