We were driving home on Monday when we heard that lovable lizard on the radio say "Mark Twain said that the secret to success is making your vocation your vacation." We looked at each other - "CLINK." Most Twain misquotes at least sound like him. I dutifully checked it out in Google Books, and found about 3 dozen hits. When limited to books published before 1920, that goes down to zero. Mark Twain never said that. -- Terry Ballard Assistant Director of Technical Services for Library Systems The New York Law School 185 West Broadway, New York, NY, 10013 212-431-2106 http://www.terryballard.org Author of the forthcoming book "Google this" http://googlethisforlibraries.com "My memory has a mind of its own."