>The jerk who desecrated Mark Twain’s grave by stealing the familiar bronze 
>plaque from the granite monument has been sentenced to six months in jail 
>and five years probation. Story is at this link as of 8-8-2015.

Gee, too bad I was stuck here in suburban Washington. I was planning a trip 
up north, and had made up my mind that if the plaque-stealer's sentencing 
took place while I was in the vicinity I would postpone all other 
recreations and attend it.

-- Bob G.