>Amy Schumer's boyfriend dared her to name someone famous she would have 
>liked to bed. When she replied "Mark Twain" he said "No-o-o-o-. It has to 
>be someone real!"
>A Twainian’s work is never done. We all still have work to do.

Is this a line from a new movie, or were you eavesdropping?

-- Bob G.