Just a reminder to Forum members that tomorrow, June 2, is the 119th anniversary of Twain's observation that "The report of my death was an exaggeration," appearing under the headline, "Mark Twain Amused," in the *New York Journal, *published by William Randolph Hearst. Twain would later observe, in his *Autobiography, *that Hearst's "yellow journalism" was "that calamity of calamities." Obviously, even his imaginative powers could not conjure up the "calamity" of Donald Trump, enough to make one seriously contemplate the need to absquatulate. *Martin Zehr, Ph.D., J.D.* *Marion Bloch Neuroscience Institute* *Kansas City, Missouri*