The only quotation I can think of today is this one from Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar: "It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress." Judith Judith Yaross Lee, Ph.D. Distinguished Professor of Communication Studies Charles E. Zumkehr Professor, Rhetoric & Culture Program Director of COMS Honors Tutorials Director, Central Region Humanities Center School of Communication Studies Ohio University Lasher Hall Athens, Ohio 45701 T: 740-593-4888 F: 740-593-4810 My newest book: _Twain's Brand: Humor in Contemporary American Culture_ <http://www.ohio.edu/people/leej/Twains_Brand.html> On Jul 25, 2017, at 7:40 PM, Walker, Lloyd <[log in to unmask]<mailto:[log in to unmask]>> wrote: "Quotations of mine found on the Internet have been greatly exaggerated." More a joke than a "real fake," but still... Dan Walker Instructor, English Methods EducateVA, Virginia Community College System ________________________________________ From: Mark Twain Forum [[log in to unmask]<mailto:[log in to unmask]>] on behalf of Hal Bush [bushhk@SLU= .EDU] Sent: Monday, July 24, 2017 5:09 PM To: [log in to unmask]<mailto:[log in to unmask]> Subject: Most unlikely MT quote -- ever! According to Anthony Scaramucci, our beloved icon MT uttered these inspiring words: <https://twitter.com/Scaramucci> Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like its heaven on earth. https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/213702657687293952 Allow me to add a few more, from my personal notes: Love means never having to say you're sorry. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Red petals and perfume are best, for a summer's eve of lovemaking. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Mark Twain. Friends of MT, I beseech you to add to this growing list of the Hallmark Twain: so please feel free to send me some others.... it's midsummer and we all need to prepare our hearts for Elmira... -- Prof. Harold K. Bush Professor of English 3800 Lindell Saint Louis University St. Louis, MO 63108 314-977-3616 (w); 314-771-6795 (h) <www.slu.edu/x23809.xml<http://www.slu.edu/x23809.xml>> www.halbush.com<http://www.halbush.com> ________________________________ CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This e-mail message, including any attachments, is = for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain confidential = and privileged information or otherwise be protected by law. Any access, us= e, disclosure or distribution of this email message by anyone other than th= e intended recipient(s) is unauthorized and prohibited. If you are not an i= ntended recipient (or an agent acting on an intended recipient=92s behalf),= please contact the sender by reply e-mail and immediately destroy all copi= es of the original message. Virus scanning is recommended on all email atta= chments. ________________________________ CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This e-mail message, including any attachments, is = for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain confidential = and privileged information or otherwise be protected by law. Any access, us= e, disclosure or distribution of this email message by anyone other than th= e intended recipient(s) is unauthorized and prohibited. If you are not an i= ntended recipient (or an agent acting on an intended recipient=92s behalf),= please contact the sender by reply e-mail and immediately destroy all copi= es of the original message. Virus scanning is recommended on all email atta= chments.