Well, I registered the "sand" bit as a Twainism, but I didn't
see that the rest of the message tied into _HF_.  What threw
me was that the 'Why picket 'Huck Finn'?' message I
responded to had a "RE:" in front of it, meaning it was a
response to some other soul's ravings.  I was curious to
know if someone *had* called for a picket/boycott/bookburning
(mobs have more practice with books than the film medium),
prompting the satire...

Robert Dagnall