For those who have been confused, the issue date of the recent _New Yorker_ containing the left-out episode of Huck Finn is the July 3, 1995 issue, on your newsstands now, as the pulchritudinous Ms. Brown would like you to know. Follow-up articles are by Roger Angell, Bobbie Ann Mason, William Styron, E. Doctorow, and David Bradley. I will blame the brevity and lack of depth of the five previously named individuals' work on the aim of the even more previously named Ms. Brown to make a buck with a scoop rather than to contribute much to Twain (or any other) scholarship. Yes, that was a cheap shot, but it was so damned easy. Marcus W. Koechig