See Remarks, Annual Meeting, Public Education Association, Berkeley Lyceum, New York, Nov. 23, 1900, in Paul Fatout, _Mark Twain Speaking_ (U. of Iowa Press, 1976), pp. 360-363. Versions of the speech also appeared in the 1910 and 1923 editions of _Mark Twain's Speeches_. Others might know this as his "I am a Boxer" speech. Jim Zwick