See Remarks, Annual Meeting, Public Education Association, Berkeley
Lyceum, New York, Nov. 23, 1900, in Paul Fatout, _Mark Twain
Speaking_ (U. of Iowa Press, 1976), pp. 360-363.  Versions of the
speech also appeared in the 1910 and 1923 editions of _Mark Twain's
Speeches_.  Others might know this as his "I am a Boxer" speech.

Jim Zwick