Dear Barb,

        The quotation I've seen and been using in my one-man Mark Twain
show for 15 years is, "I'd like to be in Cincinnati at the end of the
world, to see if it's true that Cincinnati is always . . ten years behind
the times."  I don't have the source in front of me, but I'll get it
instead of going to lunch today (anything for Twain) and forward it to you
asap.

Bill Cosgrove