Amen. For years, I took it for granted that we lawyers had cornered the market on pomposity, verbosity, and just plain old bull. Leave it to the Mark Twain Forum to challenge our ancient monopoly in these subjects. Describing a transaction in accurate, if painful, detail generally reflects commonplace skills in the legal profession. To make Mark Twain's writings dull and boring would appear to require talent that few journeymen possess, but there are always those talented few.