The Lake Tahoe Mountain News is currently running a half page ad for Labor Day celebrations at the lake. It features a large-type, bold-faced quotation: "If Labor Dat at Lake Tahoe doen't cure what ails you, I'll bury you at my own expense.--Mark Twain" Alongside the "quotation" is a picture, not even of Mark Twain, but of McEvoy Lane, the impersonator. Are there any other ripe examples of spurious quotations (either commercially inclined or not)? Dennis Kelly