I am writing at the suggestion of the Twain Center in Elmira. I work for an environmental organization, and I am trying to track down a source for a quote that is commonly attributed to Twain in research about conflicts over access to water. The quote is: "Whiskey's for drinking, water's for fighting about." I have found numerous uses of this quote, all attributed to Twain. I have looked through the standard reference materials, and even visited the Elmira center on my vacation this week. I am beginning to think that this quote may be one that sounds like Twain could have said it, but was never written or spoken by him. Given how widely circulated this quote is, I would like to categorically nail it down. Can anyone help me? Is there a list anywhere of quotes that are attributed to Twain that he never said or wrote? Thanks, Dick Bell