That is part of one of her comedy routines.  If you do a web search  for Amy Schumer Mark Twain, a video clip of it will come up.  It's very short.  Having seen bits of her humor in the past, it's certainly possible she might say it one way (lunch) for video and another way in person.  She's anything but shy.

Jerry Dean

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> On Nov 22, 2015, at 2:28 PM, Loren Ghiglione <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
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> Not bed, go to lunch with.
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>> Amy Schumer's boyfriend dared her to name someone famous she would have=20
>> liked to bed. When she replied "Mark Twain" he said "No-o-o-o-. It has=20
>> to be someone real!"
>> A Twainian's work is never done. We all still have work to do.
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> Is this a line from a new movie, or were you eavesdropping?
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> -- Bob G.
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