Mike,

You were very funny, though a little caustic.  Laughed all the
way home.  Actually laid aside my homework, dug out my copy of HF and
laughed
some more early this morning. Will do so again for several days, probably.
:)

Beth (I'm assuming you know this, Mike.  Part of your quirky humor.),

There is (or was) a corrected version published.  Don't have the stuff
near me to ascertain the date, but it came out shortly after Twain's
original.  Gratefully, both it and its author are long-forgotten.  Proof
there actually is a God.  If you really want the details, Taylor might
know.