I did NOT think was funny, but rather weird. The first quote is certainly a Twain - the rest !!!!!! Heather. On Mon, Sep 30, 2013 at 03:32 PM, Arianne wrote: > The first quote is his, I believe. > > I'll be interested in hearing whether anyone thought this was funny. > I didn't! > > Arianne Laidlaw > Sacramento > > > On Fri, Sep 27, 2013 at 3:09 PM, John H. Muller < > [log in to unmask]> wrote: > >> >> >> http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2013/09/amazing-previously-unpublished-mark-twain-quotes.html >> >> -- >> John Muller >> 202.236.3413 l [log in to unmask] >> Capital Community News l Greater Greater Washington l Huffington Post >> DC >> *Frederick Douglass in Washington, D.C: The Lion of >> Anacostia< >> >> http://www.amazon.com/Frederick-Douglass-Washington-D-c-Anacostia/dp/1609495772/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=H42HP4SBZ8OA&coliid=I34OMAR1SV8L9G >>> >> * [The History Press, 2012] - Winner of 2013 DC >> READS >> http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/Douglassi >> http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/JohnMul >> Forthcoming: "Mark Twain in Washington, D.C.: The Adventures of a >> Capital >> Correspondent" [The History Press, October 29, 2013] >> > > > > -- > Arianne Laidlaw A '58 >