Hi,

Any chance anyone has come across the original sources for these Mark
Twain quotes:

"It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother
me, it is the parts that I do understand."

"[The Bible is] a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology."

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger."

"If there is a God, he is a malign thug."

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned

out for what he knows.

Any leads would be very appreciated.

Thanks,
Sara Bader