The Onion has a funny parody of a Twain autobiography announcement:
BERKELEY, CA-Editors of the long-awaited autobiography of Mark Twain said Tuesday they were surprised to discover the unedited manuscript of the forthcoming
book contains lashing, in-depth criticism of the website YouTube, the recent BP oil spill, and the ongoing military action in Afghanistan.
You'll have to read the rest for the excerpts-
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